on the top floor

my wedding vows :’)

my wedding vows :’)

  • Me: i'm over my crush
  • Crush: hey
  • Me: nvm

thatfunnyblog:

 



Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

thatfunnyblog:

 

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

"I got electrocuted once on stage. That was pretty embarrassing. Apparently, the face I made was hilarious. I wasn’t aware of it myself, I was more concentrating on the fact that my brain was blacking out"
- Dan Smith (BBC Radio 1)